it'll be alright dude i aint gay

the problem of the current situation is insignifigant

Speaker 1:"dude i have a test i should study for, i cant really smoke weed."
Speaker 2:"it'll be alright dude i aint gay"
Speaker 1:"oh alright dude"

by Naldo Riviera January 29, 2008

I am not gay

The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!

Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"

Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."

by alifoxy September 1, 2018

Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen

Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010

I'm I gay?

Why the f*ck are you searching im i gay? You clearly know your not so why bother searching im i gay huh?

Guy: i'm I gay?

Other Guy: yes your gay

by Bruh idk ok May 12, 2021

Am I gay

We’ll, you could be. Or. Bi. Or pan. Or Omni. Or Demiromantic. Look up a list of sexualities and there meanings. But if you literally don’t know what that means, LOOK IT UP B*TCH (which is technically what you just did but like, in an actual “trusted” place, I mean c’mon)

Am I gay
I dunno, do you feel *lists definitions of all sexualities an’ such*

by LunaAstrid77 May 9, 2022

am i gay test

a commonly used google search by gay people who are either in denial, questioning or need re-assurance

person 1: omg are you gay
person 2: idk but i took an am i gay test and it said i was

by a narcissistic arse bitch July 17, 2021

I am very gay

no definition needed.

Person: I am very gay.
Person 2: Me too.

by TheTuxedoMan June 28, 2022