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icanttype

fat diabetic whore who sits and plays halo all day
youre such an icanttype
by exponentialevil March 3, 2005
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iCunt

An irritating iPhone user who endlessly tinkers on it. A worst case senario: somebody at a wedding who cuts in front of or hovers behind or puts their wide load arse in the way of a CONTRACTED photographer at a wedding.
Me: "I couldn't get the shot!!! Some iCunt got in the way!!!!" And as a result, photographer panics becuase some iCunt doesn't realise it's their JOB to take the freaking shots ...
by Snezzle April 23, 2014
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iCunt

An auspicious and vile person typically vindictive and capricious. Tending to be unhelpful and bossy

Origins:
Tokyo Japan. Normally in the CG business or animation studios used for foreigners about their local co-workers
Have to stay late and finish those shots. The iCunts told me I shouldn't leave before the boss does.

Or

Joseph: My office is full of iCunts!
Christobal: Nah, they are just normal cunts.
by TheBabaCult November 14, 2019
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icantsignanythingism

The highest of all religions. Name comes from the belief that names are a relection of ones soul, and writing that name on anything transfers your soul to that thing, and obviously away from you. To retrieve your soul again, you must ask the icantsignanythingism god for his pity.
On a certain week of December, this religion's only holiday occurs. During this unnamed holiday, the few members of this religion wear masks and light a circle of candles. They each take turns burning a piece of paper with a signiture on it. Doing so signifies the burning of the soul when it is taken away by signature.
Mary joined icantsignanythingism, but her signiture fetish interfered with her practices so she converted to Judaism.
by Trogdor August 7, 2003
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Icant afford

Branching from the popular I-pod, Icant afford is what you say when you are lacking an I-pod due to financial reasons, obviously. Your best bet is to go for an Ishuffle, which is quite possibly the worst piece of technology ever invented. Your better off just buying towellets.
Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod!
Bill: Cool, But Icant afford it!

OR

Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod
Bill: Awesome! Look at my new Icant afford it!
by Whatevs forever July 19, 2009
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icentist

noun. someone who studies the science of icing.

verb. ice - to study icing
n. My friend Nick has an icing degree; he's and Icentist.

v. By icenting Greg as he walked out of the sauna, Andrew got his Ph.D.
by disbecknell September 26, 2010
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ICWT

"In Chris We Trust"

Used uniformally as the solution to many problems faced by the customer facing download center at a certain mammoth software company in Redmond, WA.

Chris is among the most talented testers/devs/solution architects on the campus, and is well-respected for her ability to roxor under pressure, and create something from virtually nothing, on a reliable basis.
Random Engineer: "Hey, I noticed you have some major bugs on your site, and I've never even seen the server clusters behave like that before. Are we ok?"

Release Manager: "ICWT." "STFU, n00b."
by KJ275 February 11, 2010
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