to I Pod

The verb in which someone is enjoying the tunes emitted from an I Pod device. Or, in the case of retarded teachers, like at Catholic High Schools, any MP3 device at all. Used in some sort of Hick like way. Must be said with a Hick accent...if you wish.

Andrew was I Poding while recieving a hand job.

Ms. McShroom: I like to I Pod while riding Fr. Sanford, I mean...my horse.

by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008

i want to eat tide pod

To Die

I want to eat Tide Pod

by Mickle134 January 19, 2018

I-Podian

A person who is contently using I-Pod. Messes with its system. Always tries to find new songs and new updates for it

Person 1: I don't know how to delete this son

Person 2: Ask me, I am an I-Podian.

by Pods453 August 11, 2009

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

A.I. Podcast

Oh know... Are they going to monetize your likeness without paying you? Good thing you don't have a problem with that because you would end up looking like a retarded, hypocritical, bitch...

Hym "The funny thing about the A.I. podcast is that what was happening to me wasn't a problem... And now that it might happen to YOU... NOW we have to be worried about it. YOU'RE warning everyone about the thing that you were worried about a second ago... I mean... It's almost like people should own, their own likeness or something. I donno."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2023

iPodilation

The dilation / expansion of a person's ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if iPod earphones.

"That person suffers from iPodilation."

"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."

"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."

by GM75 February 3, 2010

iPod Anxiety Effect

The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.

While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect

Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."

Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."

by non descript generic nickname August 29, 2009