hyperventilatey

The state of over-absorption of oxygen through rapid breathing, often caused by shock, fear, or anticipation.

Just one glimpse of the oreo-cookie-chocolate-chip cookies caused him to go all hyperventilatey.

by emulsifier September 21, 2011

hyperventiflake

What a pant-shitting leftist does when encountering an opinion (or FACT) that is contrary to the arbitrarily (and illogically) self-constructed World-View they hold to be true.

Don't tell him that there are only two genders, he'll hyperventiflake for the next half hour.

by Think_about_it_dude March 2, 2021

Hyperventilaugh

Verb: Hysterical fits of laughter causing a shortness of breath.

Adjective: The type of laughter caused by hallucinogens ie mushrooms, LSD.

I ate so many boomers I started to hyperventilaugh!!

by Daizykatez June 1, 2022