Crusty Hastings

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.

"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?

by MisterGross March 12, 2013

Dirty Hastings

When you get caught having sex’s in a elementary school drop off lane

Bro did you hear they did the dirty Hastings

by Thycuntfuckery April 30, 2021

Hastings

The best person you will ever meet. Sexy, foxy, hot. The definition of attractive and awesome combine.

Hey who's that girl? The hot one with blonde hair and blue eyes?
Oh that's a Hastings for you.

by TheSmartestPersonAlive May 12, 2013

Hastings

A small town in Victoria, Australia. Like most towns in Victoria, it is best known for its heavy use of drugs. Most of the action happens in its dangerous neighbourhood "West Park"
Some say it could be the brother of Frankston

lets smoke up in Hastings and get stoned as fuck

by pufftuff December 8, 2013

spencer hastings

Spencer Hastings is the best character in a tvshow called Pretty Little Liars. She is one of the main characters in the show. Spencer lives in a messed up, but rich, family. She is the smart one in the group. And ofcourse, extremly beautiful.

"What is your favourite Liar?"
"Spencer Hastings ofcourse! She is simply the best."

by Jellybeanfreak August 27, 2016

Jace Hastings

Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.

Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet

by Chez42 May 2, 2023

Hastings on Hudson

The most boring town in America. The teachers suck and are only there for athletic achievement. All the kids do are smoke weed and go to foodtown because we are all so bored. A town that is deemed for being “artsy” but then they cut all the art programs because everyone is so lazy. Don’t move here

Parent: I love this town it’s beautiful

Child: Hastings on Hudson sucks I’m so bored get me out of here asap.

by Jdbsjfnejd dne February 12, 2019