hung like a gorilla

A veiled insult. A gorilla's penis is only approximately 1.25 inches long when erect.

Man: Are you sure I'm big enough for you...?
Woman: BAYBAY don't worry you be hung like a GORILLA!

by Urban Dictionary March 27, 2012

hung like an elephant

Describes someone who possesses a massively oversized penis, usually accompanied by equally oversized testicles. Generally assumed to be larger than a donkey dick or horse cock/horsecock, as an actual elephant's cock can be up to five feet long.

"Tony's schlong hangs past his knees, he's hung like an elephant!"

by norandomone October 1, 2006

Hung like a Sheep

Refers to the imagery of the male sheep counterpart to the human penis being covered by wool so it doesnt show.

My friend is hung like a sheep and he is clean shaven...

by SB_sausageboyz April 27, 2010

Hung like a Man

A common insult among horses to signify that one horse has a smaller than average dick.

*Neigh!* Translation: Dude, you're totally hung like a man! Haha!

by awesomejock August 6, 2008

hung like a pizza

To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth

Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!

by pizzadick16x0.5 April 12, 2021

Hung like an elf

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.

Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

by Hunglikeanelf man July 30, 2006

Hung like a French man

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.

Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this guy , he was a real dream, hung like a French man.

by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021