rumplestiltskin

my ex husband. another nickname is gremlin 🤩

rumplestiltskin won’t leave me alone 😩

by ponchohq March 30, 2021

Rumplestiltskin

A man that I unironically find sexy

Yup Rumplestiltskin

by The gay lizard April 28, 2022

Rumplestiltskin

A man that I unironically find sexy

Yup Rumplestiltskin

by The gay lizard April 28, 2022

Rumplestiltskin

The best character in Once Upon A Time.

Person: my favorite character in OUAT is Rumplestiltskin
Any insane person: nah the best character is Henry

by The gay lizard May 8, 2022

Bumplestiltskin

What you call her when her labia are covered with bumps one week after she gets waxed

Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin

by Truckasaurus July 31, 2022

Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore

When you take poop out of an unflushed public toilet and take it home and freezedry it and use it anally.

john: wanna go make some Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore

astrid: yes i would love to, but my arms are broken so can you do it for me..?

john: yes i would love to sugar boom boom baby!!

by theyhateastrid April 30, 2024

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."

Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...

by mysticklemom June 7, 2020