Hump & Dump

The art of picking up women and dumping them after sexy time
Invented by Tim

''He really hump & dump that chick''

by Ecylian April 14, 2016

hump me dump me

A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.

by maxwags May 03, 2018

Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.

Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?

by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023

hump dump

The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind

by Kyskee August 22, 2017

hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

Hump-A-Dump

When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep

When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night

by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021

Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 09, 2017