(V.) A sinister sexual act where a man starts by defecating or crapping in their tighty whiteys and/or wresting tights (if available). The man then proceeds to perform an atomic leg drop, or Hogan leg drop onto the face/neck area of the lady.
If done properly, the person's face will be spackled with poo and you will be able to get the '3 count'.
This act is also referred to as 'The Real American'
If done properly, the person's face will be spackled with poo and you will be able to get the '3 count'.
This act is also referred to as 'The Real American'
Melissa threw a spoon at me last night, so I got her back and Hulk Hogan'd her while she was watching TV in bed.
by Frank_Rizzo January 2, 2009

by Dirtbag6 October 29, 2010

A sexual act consisting of a man pulling his penis out of a woman's mouth during oral sex just before he is about to cum. The man then draws a moustache and goatee of cum across the woman's face, after which she flexes her arm muscles.
Just as I was about to bust a nut, I had the good sense to whip it out and give my woman a proper Hulk Hogan.
by Gabby's Place September 7, 2006

I was in the bathroom trimming myself when damn i had to go, i fucking Hulk Hogan'd myself really bad
by andy w. cary nc March 2, 2005

Sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman from behind while ripping off a tank top and blasting the Hulk Hogan theme music from WWF. Once the man has ejaculated - he then drops a leg onto the unsuspecting woman.
Where did I get this shirt? Out of your mom's closet. She let me keep it after I Hulk Hogan'd that bitch.
by The Polish Eagle August 26, 2009

That guy who goes out wearing idiotic clothing including yellow bandanas and sports team logo jeans. Most likely wearing a wife beater and a playboy necklace and/or belt buckle.
by Justin McIver November 13, 2006

Oh no there's been a murder
Send for the world's greatest detective
The one True American HULK HOGAN
That's the one
Send for the world's greatest detective
The one True American HULK HOGAN
That's the one
by Adam Daire Martin October 28, 2019
