L.Ron Hubbard

A very deluded individual who built an Empire of deciet founded on the occult and satanism whilst plagiarising many othe pre-existing ideas and works hoping to 'enslave' Humanity.. was influenced by Aliester Crowley and Jack Parsons..both known for the Occultism and Black Magik Rituals L.Ron Hubbard lied about his Naval Career amongst many documented lies he told people in an attempt to establish a belief system to obtain his 'Pact with Satan"

L.Ron Hubbard was driven by his own insanity and Occultism and wanted to ENSLAVE all of HUMANITY

by Xemu April 30, 2006

L. Ron Hubbard

a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.

I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.

by Patrick_not_a_username June 16, 2006

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).

L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.

by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 January 21, 2006

mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.

Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!

by strikethru November 4, 2004

Mother Hubbard

1. Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none.

Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.

2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.

I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me.

by I.D. Eclare June 18, 2016

Lafayette Ron Hubbard

Noun, singular: A very fucked up little child, regularly linked to a traumatic childhood who goes on to do lame-ass things. Always a loser with no friends.
Synonyms: loser fucker

"Don't be such a Lafayette Ron Hubbard, Timmy!"

"God, what a tiny gherkin. You'd think you were Lafayette Ron Hubbard or something!"

by Tromedlov August 24, 2008

Muther Hubbard

A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.

Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"

by kayeffsea April 11, 2019