Houseteraunt

A restaurant in a converted residential house.

Son: Why does the bathroom in this restaurant have a bathtub?
Mom: This is a houseteraunt. Someone bought a house and converted it into a restaurant.

by Vlad the Vandalorian September 18, 2023

Hobsensten

When you're feeling something you can't really describe. Discomfort? Love? Calm? Anger? Its hard to put into words.

"What are you feeling right now?"

"I'm feeling kinda hobsensten"

by oopsadaisy April 6, 2024

HouseRotting

when you’re not just bedrotting—you’re shuffling from bed to couch to kitchen to bathroom like a cryptid haunting your own home. Maybe you open the fridge five times, forget what you wanted, stare at your phone for hours, and then suddenly it’s nighttime. It’s like bedrotting, but with ✨ environmental variety ✨.

Introverts do it for fun. HouseRotting is when you’re just existing in your space like a sentient dust bunny.

Boy 1: “Hey why haven’t you been going out anymore?”

Boy 2: “Sorry I’ve been houserotting”

by luhvr.222 April 2, 2025