Lieutenant Dan Houdini

The act of having sex with an amputee and leaving with the prosthesis before the amputee wakes up.

After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.

by Al Dolfski May 27, 2018

double houdini

a variation of the standard houdini sex act. Perform sex in a doggy-style position, and instead of faking ejaculating on the lady's back as you would in a houdini, you actually do ejaculate. When she turns around, you give her a right hook to the jaw.

Not very nice, but neither is a houdini.

Top points were given to the man who could pull off the most double houdinis and get away with it.

by lipenaar May 22, 2006

Dirty Houdini

when you're doing her doggy style, let some warm saliva drip down on her back, then when she turns around thinking you came, you firehose all over her!

I gave that bitch the Dirty Houdini!

by jon van matterhorn April 3, 2010

dirty raspberry houdini swirl

A combination of a dirty houdini and a raspberry swirl, this is where you are doing a girl doggy style, then pull it out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, you shoot it right in her face and then punch her in the nose, so she has blood and cum dripping down her face.

A dirty raspberry houdini swirl is the funniest thing anyone could ever do to a girl.

by JC Lisbon May 2, 2005

Double Houdini

When you're about to cum during anal sex you spit on your partner's back and when she turns around you cum onto her face; while someone was in the restroom or closet runs up and while the "partner" turns around she gets cum on her face a second time.

Jenny got a Double Houdini and you could still smell the jizz on her face.

by Annonymasal95 September 15, 2010

double houdini

whilst doing a girl doggy-style in the dark have a friend take over your position while you walk outside in front of a window and wave in at said girl.

Last night Jake and me pulled a double houdini on my girl, it was fuckin hilarious!

by KMK420BongToke April 26, 2009

dirty houdini

The combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Houdini. When butt fucking a girl from behind right before ejaculation the man spits a large loogie in the small of the girls back. Thinking the man is done she turns around only to have the man swipe his shit covered dick across her upper lip right before spooging in her face.

I gave this crazy ho the dirty houdini the other day, she looked like a gooey mexican afterwards. biatch.

by patrix November 1, 2004