hot tongue sandwich

While having your salad tossed, you squeeze your ass cheeks together and rip a fart on the unsuspecting victim's tongue.

Mary was never the same after experiencing a hot tongue sandwich.

by nyr_rob September 24, 2007

Hot hamburger sandwich

A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.

I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.

by Notevenclosetoarealname October 24, 2023

Hot Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich, in most cases, intricately decorated with two slices of Kraft american cheese slices. Prepared over an open flame. Spatula(s) must be used.

I fried him up a hot cheese sandwich.

by Zechs77 January 24, 2005

Hot Ham Sandwich

The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker.
To masturbate over dinner.

Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich

by moomaster January 16, 2010

Hot Turkey Sandwich

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.

"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

by braisedporkbelly June 2, 2009

hot pastrami sandwich

a fucking delicious sandwich that will get you going weak in the knees and your stomach feeling plenty of butterflies. this sandwich is a perfect craft of bread and meat and can be eaten with many topics, but some say it's best plain. to eat this sandwich as a lukewarm or cold sandwich would be a sin. it must be a steaming 22 degrees celsius.

Person 1: "hey did you hear about that new hot pastrami sandwich?"
Person 2: "man that hot pastrami sandwich is too good, don't even mention it to me i'm starving."

by sandwich_maker January 13, 2020

Hot Dog Sandwich

2 hot dogs cooked in the microwave for 1 minute. put hot dogs on tortilla wrap with ketchup, shredded cheese and chopped onions. fold wrap and enjoy :

So am I! Maybe that guy over there is selling them so we can get a Hot Dog Sandwich

by 3546746513547351684615 February 22, 2011