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1)a complicated sexual act which involves one man and two women in which the man attaches a strap-on and faces it backwards, positioning one woman in the front and one in the back, rocking to and fro thus enabling the pleasuring of two women at once
2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie).
3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.
Those two dirty sluts let me put them in the horse shoe! Holla!
by C-$ AKA C-Murder November 13, 2003
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An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.
Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.
by Wife of Custos December 23, 2008
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inverted horseshoe kick

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another painful kick thats funny as hell to watch.

its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.
max: why is dave crying so much?
james: i gave him a inverted horseshoe kick.
by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 3, 2009
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A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009
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whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet
Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.
by shockalala July 19, 2014
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double horseshoe

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The act of throwing a lipper all the way around your top and bottom lips.
Usually a very big waste of your dip!
Give me that can! I'll double horseshoe it and make you all look like pussies!
by Michael Danger June 6, 2008
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Human Horseshoes

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A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!
by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
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