Dead horse's ass

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.
When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"
by wlp1971sept May 25, 2009
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Bucket of horse ass

When you get the bad end of a deal.
by Panda King February 08, 2015
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horses ass (horsespatut)

a person that consistently does foolish or stupid things. An irrational person that makes little or no sense. Obnoxious person
He was the biggest horsesass I have ever seen.
by Gary Gonzales August 07, 2005
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inspector horse's ass

(1) name for a moronic policeman. Also captain horse's ass or officer horse's ass.
(2) refers to silly ass movie and cartoon character also known as inspector gadget
by Bob Jr. October 27, 2003
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Horse's Niggers Ass

Even worse than being called a Horse's Ass because you get the middle word added, one of the worst things you can be called no doubt
Person 1: Dude your a jew!
Person 2: Screw you, your a Horse's Niggers Ass!!
Person 1: No comment...(usually leaves people speechless)
by conmanxtreme July 07, 2011
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u take the pp of horse and suck it.
jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.
by unteched March 21, 2021
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Horse’s Ass

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer
Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass
by TiberiusC October 08, 2020
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