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Hooka

N. (Who-cah)

Large bong with many hoses, for large parties of stoners.

Load with what you would load a normal bong with.

Not legal in al 50 states.
Dude, have you ever tried two Hooka hoses at once?
by Mingebag February 7, 2006
mugGet the Hookamug.

Hooka

One who screws another over in a variety of ways, these ways include putting the blame on someone and being a total Batman.
Bo is a hooka. He really is.
by Bo'sAHooka June 25, 2006
mugGet the Hookamug.

Hooka

used to adress friends, NOT as a derogatory.
Hey hooka! Want to go bowling or get some pizza?
by Steven Holman August 31, 2006
mugGet the Hookamug.

hooka shook

Extremely shook...shook on a whole new level.
Jessica told me that her boyfriend cheated on her with a guy... hooka shook!
by Maylorion April 18, 2017
mugGet the hooka shookmug.

myspace hooka

a person who likes to be on myspace about fourteen out of twenty-four hours a day. They are preferbley women but can be those "emo gentlemen". They are on so much these side affects may accur: eating disorders, sudden nudity, insomnia, lack of social activity, accept computer friends. They usually love to take pictures of themselves a little bit to much and are usually half naked during most of these pictures and make pornographic faces or acts. Leading a "myspace hooka life" is not a way to live, it is worst then doing Heroine and even acts of prostitution, but it is however a great way to make false friends that you will never really have a relationship wif.
Julia: "Tiffany gurrl c'mon I came over here to go to da clubs and bump and grind and geet boozed out of my mind and you've been checking yo myspace for 4 hours now and you didn't even get ready..you look like a 5 dollar hoe."

Tiffany: "you just trippin' I just posted a new picture and I need to get at least five comments in an hour and one friend request or my reputation will be ruined!"

Julia: "whatev hoe you ain't nothing but a myspace hooka, I'm leaving trick I wanna get my freak-a-leak on and I can't do that with you attatched to that damn computer peace Biatch!"

Tiffany: "your just hatin' 'cause I gots mo friends than you do and I'm pretty and I ain't got a weeve slut!"
by Adri! at the waffle house June 14, 2006
mugGet the myspace hookamug.

ya-hooka

The first cannabis links directory on the web, not a bad forum either
let's check out ya-hooka.

let's post some good shit on ya-hooka.
by Yahookan February 21, 2005
mugGet the ya-hookamug.

ya-hooka

weed, marijuana, bud, refer,pot, ganga
yo cuz you wanna go buy a fat sack of yahooka
by marc March 11, 2004
mugGet the ya-hookamug.

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