homoflexual

A person that posts pictures of their 4x4 "flexed out" using a forklift. Usually a Toyota owner.

Mitch was sucked into the homoflexual lifestyle by Jon.

by king o.l.a.f. March 12, 2020

Homoflexual

A verb describing the act of “flexing,” or showing off, your super duper sick clothing to the point of it getting annoying and categorizing you as a “faggot.”

Faggot: hey dudes check out my sick Supreme Wallet!

Dudes: we don’t care. Quit being so homoflexual.

by pythona February 6, 2018

Homoflexual

1.(n): A member of the homosexual persuasion who experiences muscular/joint hypermobility; A gay contortionist.

"Freddy Mercury could put both feet behind his head and do pushups. He was a total homoflexual"

by MTHSHIZZLE January 22, 2010

Homoflexible

Mostly enjoys sexual relationships with those of the same gender but occasionally dabbles in "opposite sex" sex.

Usually, just a phase.

I went out last night to a straight club and ended up having a homoflexible moment. I made out with a hot fireman then took him home and didn't cook him breakfast but he certainly cooked for me.

by Sophiesblues December 16, 2009

Homoflexible

homoflexible is a word given to someone who can choose their sexuality as and when they choose.
being homoflexible is pretty helpful, cause you are neither straight, gay or bi, but whatever you want to be, so you can chagne it around and shake things up a little bit.

guy 1: bro, i hear you're bi
guy 2: nah man, i'm homoflexible
guy 1: *mind blown*

by Jaykeesawr October 20, 2010

homoflexible

This means that the person has or intends to have a primarily heterosexual lifestyle, with a primary sexual and emotional attachment to someone of the opposite sex. But that person remains open to sexual encounters and even relationships with persons of the same sex. It is a rejection of bisexuality since the inevitable question that comes up in bisexuality is one of preference, and the preference of the homoflexible is quite clear.

No, I'm not gay, I'm homoflexible

by br September 26, 2003

Homoflexible

I’m gay but shit happens

Gay dude: *makes out with a girl/nonbinary person*
Friend: “dude aren’t you gay!?”
Gay Dude: “don’t worry bro, I’m homoflexible.”

by LoganIsRelatable July 8, 2019