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National suck yo homies dick day 

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah
ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

National Suck yo homies cock day 

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th
"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"

National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s) 

SLAP DEM CHEEKS ON June 12th, October 30th, December 14th, March 2nd , and every tuesday in April
Why did you slap his butt. wdym is National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)

Suck Your Homies Dick Day 

Jared: What Day is it
Ruben: Suck your homies dick day

National Beat Your Homies Meat Day 

Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.
National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE

Smack the homies ass day 

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day