Hokie

Hokie means family. Hokies love, support, and care for each-other; like a family.

"Today, we are all Hokies"

by mkreid2 April 9, 2008

Hokie

Some silly word Virginia Tech students and faculty never shut the fuck up about because of "school spirit". Its supposed to be a reference to the Gobbler mascot, but it just looks stupid as shit when its plastered on signs, posters, and any campus promotional material all across Tech, or even worse, the fucking homework assignments. (Ex: Engineering 1225: M1 Part 2 "Learning to be a "Hokie" Engineer" .)

"Who's a hokie? I'm a hokie!!!!" screams the crowd of college students.
One guy, passing by casually chuckles,"What a hokey load of bullshit."

"Go HOKIES!!!" the crowd of football fans shouts as they stroke themselves off.

Finishes submitting application "Hey Mom, I just applied to Tech!"
"Oh, my boy's gonna be a hokie!!!"
"A fucking what?"

by Unflinching September 17, 2019

Hokie

1. Cheap, fake
2. A castrated gobbler
3. A school that specializes in dog fighting, thugs, and spooning with livestock.

That movie was so hokie. The special effects were horrible.

by TANK EARLY April 10, 2008

hokie

the team that put chris long to shame. hahahaaaaaa

person 1: so did you see the hokies play this week?
person 2: yeah they beat uva!

by Kim Johnson January 14, 2008

hokie

1. Someone who prides football over academics and all other sports. See also Wonderlic
2. Someone that has a rap sheet longer than their resume'.
3. Usually associated with the (edited) word, "f**kin'".

Another f**ckin' hokie football player got arrested today.

by GoHoos July 29, 2008

hokie

a 2 syllable nonsense word made to tkae up space in the hokie cheer

"no, hokie has nothing to do with turkeys.
hokie was a nonsense word, made up after VPI had the mascot of a turkey. but nice try UVa fans. Try not to lose to Tech this year!"

by tommya October 25, 2006

Hokie

your mother's room key

Asian guy: "dude. chick's a milf!"
stoned white kid: "dude. i got her hokie."

by stifler January 26, 2005