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hoeface baboon

a bitch who is a hoe and looks like a baboon
emily shopland
by kyle richards April 3, 2003
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HoeMart

Instead of Walmart, You go to HoeMart to get some hoes. More Hoes than Walls!
Um, dad, I got to go to HoeMart to get more Hoes.....
by Tokyol0 May 17, 2019
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Hoewareness

The awareness of being a hoe or having multiple hoes, or creating a urban dictionary account to tell people your friend is rude
"I thought Valentines day was single awareness day not hoewareness day"
by ididthistomakeapoint February 15, 2020
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HoeTard

A Hoetard is when a person is just a complete horndogg but is to oblivous to realize it, or some one that sleeps around and then is confronted and is like really i didnt realize it. Basically a hoe that is a tard at the same time
Kelly: Does she not realize what she is doing? She sleeps with every one !!!
Jacky: I know girl its horrible she just sleeps around and acts like there is nothing wrong with it.
MOMENT LATER......
Tink: Hey Kelly you dont think im a hoe do you? (HoeTard)
Jacky whispers : What a complete HoeTard !!!
by CornHole44 November 4, 2009
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Hoeface

A noun/verb
1: to confront a penis with injection in the mouth impudently

2 a: to suck a dick with a set of hoe lips especially with a different dixk all the time
b: to cover the front of a hoes mouth with multiple dicks

3: to meet face-to-face with multiple dick or in competition with another Hoeface

4 a: to stand or sit with the face toward different dick's

5 a: to recognize and suck as much dick as possible
b: to master by confronting/sucking allot of dick

6: to have as a prospect (*runner-up): be confronted by an option of penis's

*runner-Hoe
ex: "suck a dick you Hoeface"

"Swallow that dick Hoeface"

"baby, I want you to take it like a Hoeface"

"Nicole sucked up 7 different guys at the BBQ; what a Hoeface".
by ESPEAG August 1, 2008
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Hoefaglet

someone who is a major bitch! this is a huge insult! they are a whore and they act like an asshole to everyone! major hooker. this is an extremely bitchy asshole that everyone just wants to give a good punch in the face to.
Guy: Did you talk to Anna today?
Girl: Yeah she was being such a Hoefaglet
Guy: I know i hate that bitch
Girl: me too!
by afropuff696969 December 12, 2009
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Hefarian Complex

A mans constant need to have more women as friends than men. This surrounds him with women that are in the friend zone for the time being, but knowing well that he has a reserve of women that he can tap into at any time. These men generally have low self esteem on their own and are provided with a regular ego boost by having several attractive women to talk to.
Friend: Do you think your boyfriend is cheating on you? He has lots of girls that are friends.

Girlfriend: He says they are all "just friends" but I think he is keeping them in his back pocket just in case, he has a Hefarian Complex.

*In case of emergency, break glass for the friend's va jay*
by Ms. Strawberry December 2, 2011
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