Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!
Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!
by hola nina May 19, 2020
A Canadian sport that in high school determines your popularity. The higher the level, the more popular they are.
by lifeincanada January 29, 2014
by anthony p November 03, 2004
A threat meaning to knock someone's teeth out. Hockey players commonly get pushed around and loose teeth over the years.
by kingsir1 June 24, 2013
by luciouslotus October 16, 2015
a really hot girl. Definitely not a lesbion. Usually has an amazing ass and incredible lower body strength due to crazy condtitioning. A field hockey girl could easily kick any guys ass. They play the best sport ever known to man that is field hockey. A sport in which totally hot girls (field hockey players) chase eachother around with sticks and kick the shit out of eachother. This sport requires extreme endurance and strength. Field hockey players are really hard core but the hottest girls alive with the nicest asses on the planet. Field hockey players are usually overpowered with crazy team spirit. the day b4 a game they will usually wear something ridiculous to school to show their spirit. Field hockey players are often preppy american eagle abercrombie wearing rich girls because the sport is so damb expensive.
student 1:are you going to the field hockey game today?
student 2: yeah man those field hockey players are so damb hot!
student 1:yeah but they are so hard core, the could totally kick your ass
student 2:oh man thats so hot
student 2: yeah man those field hockey players are so damb hot!
student 1:yeah but they are so hard core, the could totally kick your ass
student 2:oh man thats so hot
by austin9675 January 07, 2007
A HOCKEY PLAYER-"The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Not afraid to live the dream until they are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.We are the soul of the universe."Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, robbin d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles, game winners, ice every day, talking shit, backing that shit up with action, being hit so hard u cant see staight, hitting so hard they dont get up, getting concussions, handin 'em out, best friends, good times but most of all - the game, hockey
by ruppythebrute March 19, 2008