Hoboing

When you succumb to your fetish of having sex with homeless women, but you chose to fuck them solely in the asshole because their pussy smells so vile you couldn't possibly get near it. Much like the blue waffle.

Dude I was totally in a hoboing gang bang last night. Now my dick smells like road kill and the inside of an Iraqi prison after rape night.

by deeznuts2475 October 8, 2013

hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.

John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...

by ChickenVader March 11, 2016

HBOning

Like Netflix and Chill, except for people with taste.

"Dude I was HBOning my girlfriend last night to the new episode of Game of Thrones"

by QUIXOTETHEGREAT May 17, 2016

hobolingus

To perform any Lingus - analingus, cunnilingus - on a hobo because, well, they're up for anything!

Cool dude: Hey, where's Kris?
Lontzy: Home sick. Said he wasn't feeling too good. Last I saw, he walked to the homeless camp looking for some hobolingus.
Cool dude: WHAT?! What was he thinking? You can't lick hobos!
Lontzy: That's what I was thinkin....

by HoboLuv March 5, 2020