Skip to main content

Hibernation Semen Sickness 

Related to Kyoto Solo. Hibernation Semen Sickness is what your partner feels and experiences after you have given them a Kyoto Solo. The effects do pass in time.
Dude 1 - "You gave her a Kyoto Solo ?. Man, did she get HSS (Hibernation Semen Sickness) ?"
Dude 2 - "Oh yeah. Her sight came back pretty quicky though."
Hibernation Semen Sickness mug front
Get the Hibernation Semen Sickness mug.
See more merch

hibernation mode 

Used to describe long periods of sleep (usually 12 hours+) following a long, hard or stressful day and/or making up for lost sleep
Sorry I didn't get your message. I havnt slept for shit all week, I passed out round 10 and went into hibernation mode till 11 the next morning.
hibernation mode by SevenEvils October 22, 2015

hibernation bear 

A girl who goes into hiding during winter because she hates the cold so much. You won't see her until spring comes and she's finally shaved her legs.
Ashley is my little hibernation bear from October until May.
hibernation bear by sly foxy December 20, 2016

Hibernation 

Bear: ima go to hibernation See ya
Hibernation by xoxo gi August 18, 2019

hybernation sickness

In StarWars its when your in carbon freeze for too long and your all disoriented and you cant see. These symptoms pass with time. In the real world its when you sleep for too long and your all groggy, headachey, and have blurred vision. Also passes w/ time.
Dan: Dude i nodded off for a quick jedi nap and i woke up w/ hybernation sickness.

Bob: Sux

Scottish Hibernation 

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.
Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.

Facebook Hibernation 

Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months
Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.

Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.

Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!

Facebook Hibernation by Zeuskog April 22, 2009