They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.

1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020

St. Hubbins Rosary

A Rosary where each decade has eleven beads for "extra piety." Supposedly introdced to Christian devotion by Saint Hubbins, the patron saint of quality footwear.

"When you need that extra piety, to really kick it over the cliff, with a St. Hubbins Rosary — you've got it!"

by Torgprom September 5, 2013

Do You Like Hobbies?

Only the best pickup line in the world...it makes the person you're trying to hit on ask more than one question like ummm what do you mean do i like hobbies? or what kind of question is that? to which you respond i dont know, well do you like hobbies? it breaks the ice as an awkward conversation started which is funny and not pervy.

Timmy: Hey pretty lady, do you like hobbies?
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!

by tennis625 August 16, 2011

Whores With Hobbies (WWH)

These aren't just any kind of whores, this fine selection spends their time with hobbies such as masturbation, intoxication, and getting high as piss. They look down upon just ordinary whores because they are classified as thirsty hoes. WWH supports pussy, money, and weed. They get it how they live whilst eating greedy. It's a no love lost and no love found lifestyle. Long hurrr don't care forever getting it in. WWH never fucks, always gets head.

Those whores with hobbies (WWH) will fuck normal hoes up because bitches get stitches.

by P$W December 10, 2010

hobbing off

A slang term refering to the act of masturbating derived from the name "Hobbs".

Alex's parents walked in on him hobbing off.

by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008

taking the hobbits to isengard

A slang term for masturbation

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.

by werango June 9, 2023

hobbies

Short for hoes and bitches.

My hobbies are expensive but keep them 'round.

by gizzag April 5, 2006