hitler's kdr

The kill-death ratio of Adolf Hitler, which is 6,000,000 kills to 1 death, making him the best first person shooter gamer EVAR.

John: Hey, what's Hitler's kdr?
Jack: It's OVER 9000!!!!
John: What? 9000!?

by mlitj frest meat April 11, 2011

hitendra

A master of all, intelligent, self driven and strong personality. He is a confident and focused in tasks. Although his powerful nature, he is a very fun man.

Very gud Hitendra

by gudperson21 January 29, 2019

HISHE

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) began in 2005 when Daniel Baxter and Tommy Watson returned home from the movies and laughingly discussed various alternate endings. Daniel proposed the idea of making short, parody animations of new endings to some of our favorite movies. Tina Alexander previously worked with Daniel on some live action short films and joined the team soon after the completion of the first animation, How Matrix Revolutions Should Have Ended. In July 2005, www.howitshouldhaveended.com was born and within a month we were featured on a nationally syndicated radio show twice and posted on several popular and highly trafficked websites. The company was awarded "Best Internet Parody" for How Superman Should Have Ended in the 2006 Scream Awards on Spike TV and was featured in an MTV® Comedy and Talent Showcase at the Hollywood Improv. We have also been featured as a Yahoo! Profile Pick, appeared in both Fade In and Wired magazines, and were recently highlighted on MTV News and Tubefilter. In September 2009 How It Should Have Ended joined forces with Starz Digital Media to handle all licensing and allow us to release a brand new animation each month. Just recently in April 2010, How It Should Have Ended was honored to win the Streamy Award for Best Animated Web Series!

The following is a HISHE parody of a scene at the end of the 2012 film, The Dark Knight Rises, where ex-cop, Robin John Blake, is walking through the -- vacated -- Batcave and discovers a large transparent cabinet which contains within it a campy multicoloured suit (the Robin costume).
Robin John Blake: Oh, heck no! I'm not wearing that!

Source: www.howitshouldhaveended.com/about-hishe

by The Centurion May 4, 2013

Pulled a Hitler

Golfing term. It applies to golfer who finds his ball in a sand trap, or bunker and it takes them 2 swings of the club to escape the sand trap or bunker. Like Adolph, they needed 2 shots in the bunker.

Me: "Dude, Ben really shanked that ball... Then he totally pulled a Hitler"
Pete: "Do you mean..."
Me: "Yes!!! Two shots in the bunker... whatta doof"

by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

by neoblaque December 19, 2011

Pocket Hitler

There are many nicknames in Texas Holdem Poker. For example a pair of aces is called "pocket rockets". The nickname "Pocket Hitler" means you have a pair of eights as a starting hand. The 8th letter of the german alphabet is "H" and two times the 8th letter is "HH" wich was used in the Third Empire to shorten the "Heil Hitler" salutation.

A pokerplayer: "Holy shit, I went all in with a Pocket Hitler and had to wait until the river showed me another eight!"

Another pokerplayer: "You lucky basterd. I started with a pair of kings and thats all I got!"

by Franck Rosenblatt May 25, 2012

Hitler Wikipedia Game

A game with the object of reaching Hitler's Wikipedia page by clicking on "Random Article", then clicking links in that article to get to other articles, until eventually you can find a link to Adolf Hitler's page. There are rules against using the "find on this page" option in your browser, and there is sometimes a time limit on how long you can spend on each page. Your score is determined by your number of clicks before clicking on Hitler's page. If you reach Hitler's page by clicking on "Random Article", you win the game forever and are probably Jesus.

me: Yo, this computer class is so boring, lets play that Hitler Wikipedia game.
you: okay...*click*...OH MY GOD HITLERS PAGE CAME UP WHEN I CLICKED RANDOM ARTICLE!!!
me: HOLY JESUS!!!!!!!!!

by katienicoleeeeeeeee October 21, 2010