Person 1: Neon orange goggles? But you're not an aviator, or a raver.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.
by phonecrispy September 02, 2010
A person who constantly refers to others as hipsters, when they tend to display many hipster-esque qualities themselves.
1:"That man over there smoking the American Spirits is wearing a pair of glasses frames without any lenses, and he called me a hipster!"
2:"Wow, what a hipstercrite."
2:"Wow, what a hipstercrite."
by Fistopher February 23, 2011
The combination of a Hipster and a Hypocrite. The kids who won't pay for local shows, yet bitch and moan about the lack of music scene. Whores, bros, douche bags, scene kids, they're all hipsters. Pretty much anyone nowadays from 16-24 involved in the local music scene (that isn't in a band).
by anthonyacheron August 23, 2010
-"Man, I used to love Animal Collective before hipsters jumped all over it."
-"Quit being a hipstercrite."
-"Quit being a hipstercrite."
by sheeeeeeeeeeeeit March 30, 2011
A hypocritical hipster. AKA, one who claims not to be a hipster for a very long time and then finally admits to it.
That hipstercrite finally owned his identity when I caught him sniffing around a record store buying vintage records even though he doesn't have a record player.
by pinkpetals August 18, 2008
He's a total hipstercrit.
by OFWGschuylKILL THEM ALL May 12, 2011
A person who criticizes/dislikes hipsters when in fact said person is a hipster themselves. This word can be used to describe anyone that makes fun of hipsters while taking pictures in a field with a fish eye lens. A hipstercrite also pretends to like good music.
"Hipsters are so annoying, am I right?!" *said while wearing high-waisted shorts and heart-shaped sunglasses*
This person = Hipstercrite.
This person = Hipstercrite.
by sarahp774 May 12, 2013