jennifer love hewitt

hot as hell, got big boobies and looks innocent until behind closed doors.

for one night with jennifer love hewitt...ill give up one testicle

by dannneee September 30, 2005

Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010

Steve Hewitt

Drummer to the band Placebo, bandmates of Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal. Played on some of Placebo's demo tapes, but was unable to join band because prior commitments to the band Breed. After Breed found out they were crap and Placebo got rid of their drummer Robert Schultzberg Hewitt joined the band forever. Is now married to his two husbands Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal.

OMG, did you see Placebos gig(?), Steve Hewitt made me come in my pants!!!111

by Mariah Arieux June 11, 2006

Helie

Helie is a name that is missed pronounce a lot . If you ever dated a Helie you’ll miss her. Helie is a very loud and crazy person. Helie has a great personality but don’t get on her bad side. She can be rube and stubborn. Over all she’s very beautiful and intelligent

Helie is very crazy and pretty.

by Amber Gomez April 5, 2018

Hewehmunja

"He who makes the Lord jealous"; a holy word only spoken in the heavens; a name given to he who understands all things that only God was meant to know

The Hewehmunja has the most horrible and tortured human life on Earth.

Slang/Informal: What's up, my 'munja!?

by Another Bort May 7, 2019

Hungry Howies

A pizza place that has damn good food

hungry howies has damn good food

by Pimp June 11, 2006

Hewlett Packard

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.

PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."

by PCWreader June 24, 2009