Possibly the coolest kid in the world. Christian Hetland is a one of a kind. You will never find anyone else quiet the same. Good at trampoline tricks. Thinks of very mischievous plans. You can't be bored with Christian Hetland.
i ride a six foot unicycle because my name is Christian!
Christian Hetland "meow meow kittey kittey"
Christian Hetland "meow meow kittey kittey"
by jb+me October 19, 2010
Get the Christian Hetland mug.It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".
So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word
2. Hetalia obsessed person
So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word
2. Hetalia obsessed person
Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...
~~♥
Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...
~~♥
Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...
by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012
Get the Hetard mug.A teenager half vampire (Dhampir) from the Vampire Academy series, total smart-alleck but still is a good girl. Nicknamed "Roza" by her lover Dimitri. She's in love with her mentor Dimitri, who's also seven years older than she is. Rose is shadow kissed and also is an amazing body guardian set on becoming the official guardian of Vasilissa (lissa) Dragomir.
"Rose. Roza. Open your eyes." I'd never heard his voice so strained, so frantic. "Don't go to sleep on me. Not yet."
I squinted up at him as he carried me out of the building, practically running toward the clinic. "Was he right?"
"Who?"
"Victor... he said it couldn't have worked. The necklace." I started to drift off, lost in the blackness of my mind, but Dimitri prompted me back into consciousness.
"What do you mean?"
"The spell. Victor said you had to want me... to care about me... for it to work." When he didn't say anything, I tried to grip his shirt, but my fingers were too weak. "Did you? Did you want me?"
His words came out thickly. "Yes, Roza, I did want you. I still do. I wish... we could be together."
"Then why did you lie to me?" We reached the clinic, and he managed to open the door while still holding me. As soon as he stepped inside, he began yelling for help. "Why did you lie?" I murmured again.
Still holding me in his arms, he looked down at me. I could hear voices and footsteps getting closer. "Because we can't be together."
"Because of the age thing, right?" I asked. "Because you're my mentor?"
His fingertip gently wiped away a tear that had escaped down my cheek. "That's part of it," he said. "But also... well, you and I will both be Lissa's guardians someday. I need to protect her at all costs. If a pack of Strigoi come, I need to throw my body between them and her."
"I know that. Of course that's what you have to do." The black sparkles were dancing in front of my eyes again. I was fading out.
"No. If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you."
Excerpt from Vampire Academy, featuring Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov
I squinted up at him as he carried me out of the building, practically running toward the clinic. "Was he right?"
"Who?"
"Victor... he said it couldn't have worked. The necklace." I started to drift off, lost in the blackness of my mind, but Dimitri prompted me back into consciousness.
"What do you mean?"
"The spell. Victor said you had to want me... to care about me... for it to work." When he didn't say anything, I tried to grip his shirt, but my fingers were too weak. "Did you? Did you want me?"
His words came out thickly. "Yes, Roza, I did want you. I still do. I wish... we could be together."
"Then why did you lie to me?" We reached the clinic, and he managed to open the door while still holding me. As soon as he stepped inside, he began yelling for help. "Why did you lie?" I murmured again.
Still holding me in his arms, he looked down at me. I could hear voices and footsteps getting closer. "Because we can't be together."
"Because of the age thing, right?" I asked. "Because you're my mentor?"
His fingertip gently wiped away a tear that had escaped down my cheek. "That's part of it," he said. "But also... well, you and I will both be Lissa's guardians someday. I need to protect her at all costs. If a pack of Strigoi come, I need to throw my body between them and her."
"I know that. Of course that's what you have to do." The black sparkles were dancing in front of my eyes again. I was fading out.
"No. If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you."
Excerpt from Vampire Academy, featuring Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov
by Toffumuffin July 2, 2009
Get the Rose Hathaway mug.A fanmde RPG game based off the game "Aooni" that is crossed between the anime "Hetalia: Axis Powers".
The basic plotline for the story begins with Italy hearing rumors about a haunted mansion. Wanting to spend time with the others more and go on an adventure, he tells America about it, who in turn tells all the others at a World Meeting. After the meeting, Prussia, Germany, Japan, and Italy all enter the house together (they are later followed by China, Canada, America, Russia, France, and England). They only wanted to look around a bit and then leave, but their plans are quickly ruined when they find themselves unable to open the front door or any windows once they get inside. To make matters worse, inside the house is a great, alien-like monster (referred to as Tony by the nations and fans) that seems to be bent on killing them all. What follows is a great adventure, filled with mystery, suspense, blood, bravery, and sacrifice, all of which ultimately cause the nations to form bonds and friendships with each other and become stronger than ever before.
The basic plotline for the story begins with Italy hearing rumors about a haunted mansion. Wanting to spend time with the others more and go on an adventure, he tells America about it, who in turn tells all the others at a World Meeting. After the meeting, Prussia, Germany, Japan, and Italy all enter the house together (they are later followed by China, Canada, America, Russia, France, and England). They only wanted to look around a bit and then leave, but their plans are quickly ruined when they find themselves unable to open the front door or any windows once they get inside. To make matters worse, inside the house is a great, alien-like monster (referred to as Tony by the nations and fans) that seems to be bent on killing them all. What follows is a great adventure, filled with mystery, suspense, blood, bravery, and sacrifice, all of which ultimately cause the nations to form bonds and friendships with each other and become stronger than ever before.
Female: OMG I JUST LOVE HETAONI!!!!!!!!!
Random Guy: Yeah, HetaOni is pretty good- I AM JUST SO PISSED THAT THEY ALL DIE >TROLOLOL SPOILER XD<
Female: D8< HEY I NOT DONE WATCHING
Random Guy: Yeah, HetaOni is pretty good- I AM JUST SO PISSED THAT THEY ALL DIE >TROLOLOL SPOILER XD<
Female: D8< HEY I NOT DONE WATCHING
by WannabeTheBloodyFoxy November 2, 2011
Get the HetaOni mug.The combination of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas into one holiday. This is generally most obvious in large stores in the US where you can find all three holiday's decorations in the same isle a month before the first one has even occured.
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