Hemmi

A filthy little wanker who tries to steal your boyfriend from you (Todd Howard)

Me: see that cunt with Howard?
Them: ye bro?
Me: that's Hemmi he did anal with Todd last night and I watched

by Kuckold Kevvy March 11, 2019

Hemmy

The loving name for the sentient bulbous growth (hemorrhoid) in one’s ass whom was conceived through passionate butt sex and pooping too hard.

We had a long drawn out custody battle over who would get to keep Hemmy.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

dirty hemmy

When a person shits on a old lady's hemeroid then licks it off

I gave her a dirty hemmy for her 80th birth day

by turkish cleaner September 19, 2016