Humider

More humid that’s it and that’s all. Not to be confused with Humidor.

Wow it sure is humider today!

by coolkidsscience July 17, 2023

heidepriem

Touching another man sensually while eating a cream-cheese filled bagel.

So I totally heidepriemed this Asian guy at Bagel Boy yesterday and he choked.

by Man Touchin' January 24, 2005

Hemaiden

a nazi.
an un-sociable hobo.
uncaring, ugly, and fat.

Oh my gosh,
that hemaiden broke the chair!
WHAT AN IDIOT.

by boo08 September 16, 2005

hemipenis

The reproductive organ of animals of the order squamata (lizards and snakes). It is two sided, allowing the animal to reproduce from either side. This is especially useful to snakes, as they have no legs to assist in mounting. The hemipenis is barbed, order to prevent the escape of the female and to keep the two animals connected in the act of fornication.

To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.

I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.

by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006

heider

That super awesome guy with a name that no one understands, like seriously, is it German??

Hey look, it's heider with his turtle

by Heheheimcool February 23, 2015

hemidemisemiquaver

the 64 note in music

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Heideri

One who's obsessed with Lolis and use their free time making games on Roblox while ignoring games they've made already and totally neglecting the community they have built.

My dad is acting like a total Heideri he just think he can do whatever now that mom left him because she saw his internet history.

by ChloeUnderWear June 17, 2018