Hillbilly hand grenade

An act of road rage in which a chewing tobacco user hurls an open canister "usually a soda bottle" full of aged, rancid tobacco spit at a fellow motorist, cyclist or pedestrian

Some asshole cut me off on the way to work so I chucked a hillbilly hand grenade into his open window.

by GoinHAM December 11, 2013

hillbilly engineering

Having to make due with what you have, because you know you won't be getting anything else. Creations that aren't sophisticated or pretty but they get the job done.

The system of cables they use to move cut timber down the mountain has got to be the ultimate in hillbilly engineering.

by knowman March 30, 2008

Hillbilly First Class

When you sit in the bulkhead seat in coach and are right behind the first class section.

I got lucky to sit in Hillbilly First Class on my trip home for Thanksgiving.

by creeolina November 26, 2010

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies

A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.

Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.

by Brendasue333 September 3, 2019

Hillbilly Circumcision

When a hillbilly boy/man is getting a blow job from his sister/cousin you kick her in the jaw taking of foreskin and some of the penis, it all depends how deep his penis is down her through.

I heard Jill's boyfriend walked in on Jack and Jill when they were having sex. He he kicked Jill in the jaw and gave Jack a hillbilly circumcision.

by Crystaltoe December 7, 2015

Hillbully

Backwoods and mean as fuk; Think Darlene Snell in "Ozark".

That Snell chick is a hillbully, dude. Don't drink her lemonade; she shanked my tire.

by Sequel10 April 23, 2020

Hillbilly Slip

Where a person is at a party or with a group of friends or peers and leaves without telling anybody goodbye.

Dane tried to pull a hillbilly slip but was too annebtiated and passed out in his car.

Went to grab Tyson a beer, come to find out he pulls the hillbilly slip and now I'm drinking two beers....

by Payner1988 May 23, 2013