mitch hedberg

He died...the funniest man ever died... R.I.P

we'll never froget you mitch.

by ... April 1, 2005

Herbert Moon

A extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, Red Dead Redemption.

He constantly talks in third person.

He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.

Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".

"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British."

— Quote from Herbert Moon

Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.

Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:

Being robbed

Threatened at knife/gunpoint

While burning to death

After catching you cheating at poker.

by InhumanTerror June 1, 2011

herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by white choc March 1, 2011

Masturbation hibernation

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

by Darkhg November 28, 2009

Heifer-Dust

Heifer-dust was made popular in 1993 by a Southern Congresswoman to describe folks that were ‘stirring up trouble’ and trying to block a confirmation to the Clinton administration.

She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.

It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.

I’m gonna add some heifer-dust to our romance...to make him act right!

by UrbanMs October 28, 2019

Mitch Hedberg

Seeing Mitch perform live (about a year before he died) was the best moment of my life. All of you are right: He's the funniest person that ever lived, and the world is much less funny without him.

Mitch Hedberg -isms:

"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."

"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."

by Her Royal Hard A** October 26, 2006