hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.

Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.

by SadCandy56 June 4, 2018

hearing yanny

Horrible virus spread across the globe my god how atroshious

Person1 I hear yanny
Person2 call a doctor! Hes hearing yanny
Person3 piece of shit *beats up person1
Person4 everyone help!
Whole country proceeds to kick the shit out of person1

by Jackaroo richard draco mayhew June 12, 2018

Hearing aid

What deaf people use to hear better. Can be used as a sex toy by people such as Jake.

"I guess I just have a thing for girls with hearing aids." -Jake

by AC February 17, 2004

Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)

This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....

by Ruv March 19, 2005

Hearing aid

The hearing aid is when you take your erectiled dick and stick it in ur partners ear and bust a nut in there ear, causing your sperm to hang from there ear. Then u stick a cotton ball in the ear then fart on it till it hardens creating earwaxs. THen just start YELLING at the person.

I totally gave my girl a hearing aid last night.

by Agonzizzle January 13, 2008

Hearing AIDS

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS

Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.

by entonces_taco August 7, 2022

hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009