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Hanalise

Hanalise is the best friend. Hanalise can be FUNNY. Hanalise can be the bomb of your life (literally). She is the most caring person in the WORLD. I would be an idiot not to be her friend. So would you. We all need a Hanalise in our lives
Friend: So you spell your name H- a-n-a-l-i-s-e

Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a

Friend: Oh so like half of your name

Hanalise: Yup

2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes

Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY

Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
by Adelae September 23, 2018
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hanal

an occurrence of anal intercourse where the penis is only half-inserted into the anus.
"I didn't have any sex this weekend!"
"Well, you did have some hanal."
by BRE1337 November 1, 2009
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hanal

she is bffs with nititty and is dating the the cheesiest goober ever joshington. she has lots of friendos but her knee hates her oh and we can’t forget about the metal rods in her back. running is funning!!!
hey looks there’s a hanal mahoener over there next to the nititty and joshington
by vikkicashmoneyyyyy September 16, 2019
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Heenal

noun:

meaning girl who wears plaid skirt

sometimes called pat for no apparant reason

and is one sexy animal

rowr* can call nala if you please
i was out tonight and i saw heenal on the prowl..man pat has got it going on
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Hanal

Anal sex that is in fact heionus.
I was watching some hanal the other day, and it was awesome!
by Benny D P August 2, 2008
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Hanalas

Hanalas is a really nice person.Hanalas shows alot of love to everyone.She is trustworthy.
Hanalas is awesome.
by Goat2123 February 19, 2018
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Hanal

Strategically hateful anal sex (consensual).
-Hey Tess, do you reckon eating a burrito before a rave is ok?
-Nah dude, unless you’re going to have some hanal.
by Pusillanimou$ May 18, 2018
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