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Have a nice day

The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a large object and spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.
Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.
by Xodusprime March 18, 2008
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Have a nice day

In Florida, when someone tells you to have a nice day, especially in a sarcastic manner, it basically means "fuck you".
After rudely accepting the food at the counter, the employee tells the customer to "have a nice day."
by HarryStamper1324 May 14, 2018
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have a snazzy day

X codeh
X codeh. Always says have a snazzy day
by Brett hadfield May 15, 2018
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Have a field day

Go crazy, have fun, enjoy oneself immensely, etc
When I tell my girlfriend that I'm into BDSM she's going to have a field day.
by D. Y. Vetz October 9, 2020
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have a blessed day

Sometimes it face-value means, "I wish you a nice/ pleasant/ fortunate day". Sometimes it means "I'm done talking to you now". Sometimes it means, I work two jobs, I'm tired, leave me alone.
-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.
by yeah buddy 2020 April 20, 2022
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Have a Nice Day

A sarcastic spin on the common phrase. It is what you tell someone when they get in your way or are making you unhappy. It was originated by Bon Jovi in 2005, and coincides with the red, box-shaped, smirk...a spin on the popular yellow smiley face.
"When the world gets in my face, I say...Have a Nice Day!!"
by acb November 15, 2005
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Having a Snow Day

While on your back, multiple jerkoff ejaculations in a short period of time onto your chest thus blanketing yourself with a thick white coating.

Optional additional action

1: call up a parent and tell them you are closed for the day.

2: place a toy school bus on your chest to simulate it getting stuck in the snow.
Alan might be at work but he's still having a Snow Day.
by Hollywood Chan January 14, 2010
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