Hazard Parking

A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.

Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!

Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!

by Dizzy Louie March 24, 2012

Ethan hazard

A idiot who is a bitch to his girlfriend.Ethan could get cheated on by his girl friend and he would be the one apologising.

Did you hear gabi cheated on him again,he’s such an Ethan hazard!

by EthanHazardsGayCCC February 18, 2020

Hazardass

A girl with a ginormous ass, possibly from genetics but most likely from butt implants. Think Nicki Minaj.

Dayum. Every man in the room is checking out that Hazardass and hoping she splits her booty shorts open.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

Water Hazard

The splashing of sink water on your shirt or pants to try to show others you did not have pee fly off the urinal and hit you, but that you had a large amount of sink water splash up and hit you while washing your hands.

While I was in the bathroom I saw a kid water hazard before leaving the bathroom.

by Salty nation October 23, 2013

Haturdo

A half duck half anteater has two teath runs up to forty miles perhour has therr tungs that shoot acid and purple gunk and when one is killed it instantly lays an egg

shoot egg gunk Haturdo

by Haturdo Master May 4, 2009

david hazard

fucking niggers cunt pussy mr martins nigger shed

evan , buddy, niggers doing construction, david hazard

by david hazard October 2, 2013

hagard

hagard-adj. looking old, or worn out. in a state of sloppyness.

wow, did you see john's shirt? that shit was so hagard

by Partyboy983 May 13, 2005