Five Hargreeves

five hargreeves is really hot. hes would kill some one for a cup of coffee. he is in love with a mannequin which is a loss for the girls :(. (I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF AN AIRPLANE DELORES) he can literally slaughter me with his axe and i will thank him. he saves the world TWICE and yet his siblings still hate him. hes a 58 year old stuck in a 13 year old body. (a win for me lol) did i mention hes hot

five hargreeves can rail me
five hargreeves is hot
five hargreeves is mine so back off

by Lila Alaine September 16, 2020

Klaus Hargreeves

The best character in The Umbrella Academy. You know, the one that ate a bagel out of a dumpster so he could spend time with his brother. Yeah, that guy.

Person A " Who's your favorite character from The Umbrella Academy?"
Person B "Definitely Klaus Hargreeves, he is great and we must protect him."

by Frogs_Are_Bitches November 30, 2020

five hargreeves

the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho

name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy

by evillittlec0ckroach March 13, 2021

Five Hargreeves

The most smooth-skinned 58 year old on the planet.
Looks 14, actually.
...
WAiT a DAmN mInuTe.

You’re such a Five Hargreeves!

by Umbrella ☂ May 26, 2021

Vanya Hargreeves

The girl who destroyed the moon and created an astroid that caused the end of the world because of the way she was treated as a child. Oh and did I mention she almost killed her sister by slitting a hole in her neck with a stick used to play the violin?

Person 1: Hey remember the girl who ended the world?
Person 2: Oh yeah, Vanya Hargreeves right?
Person 1: Yup, you got it!

by JJHargreevs09 October 13, 2020

Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.

Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show

by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021

Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series The umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.

Me: five Hargreeves from TUA is my favorite character

Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show

by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021