Hardee County

1. An agriculture based county in Central Florida.

2. A small town, where everyone is friendly, yet fake.

3. Everybody knows everything in 10 seconds.

4. # 1 in teenage pregnancy in Florida. Number 2 now, but we're fighting for the top!

5. A place that you want to get the hell out of as soon as you graduate! If not, it sucks you in and eats you alive.

Sally: Where do you live?

James: Hardee County.

Sally: *laughs hysterically* Sucks to be you!

(or, more often):

Sally: Where the hell is that?

by hardeegirl December 29, 2010

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marshall hardee

this amazing guy who will always make you smile.hes really cute and and funny.he will make you smile all the time.

i love marshall hardee!!!!!

by nigga.bitch.hoe. November 21, 2009

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Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.

She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

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Hardees Hat Dance

When you're in a public place and you have to poop so bad, but you cant.

"Hey man, I was out drinking last night and I hate taco bell now I'm at target doing a Hardees Hat Dance"

by Char McTits July 15, 2009

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Send your ass to Hardee's

When someone is trying to bullshit you, rip you off, or wrong you in any way you tell them to send your ass to Hardee's.

"Man did you scratch up my ride" "no" "Man you best send your ass to Hardee's"

"Man this guy was trying to sell me a broke ass watch for $20. Right. I told him he needs to send his ass to Hardee's"

by C-Hizzle222 March 23, 2010

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