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hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.
"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"
by alias33 October 15, 2025
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Very hard anal with John

When one decides to have anal with a close friend named John, commonly used as being gay but with the phrase “no homo”it will not be gay.
Homie 1:I’ve been thinking about having some very hard anal with John

Homie 2:bro what the fuck
by MrTacoLad October 19, 2021
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Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity

an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide
Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*
by Shin'ai April 21, 2005
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The hard working Seth James

A man who not only works hard on himself but works hard for others. All this work pays off in him being the cutest little guy.
Wow thats The hard working Seth James
by BennyBoyBennyBoy November 10, 2022
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Hung Jury - Hard Evidence

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!
Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.
by I, Wreckerrr December 6, 2020
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judging hard

When you are continuously judging someone or something. You're judging hard.
Matty- I hate that all girls with long hair are mean... like every girl with long hair is mean.
Kenny- dude you're judging hard... Not EVERY girl with long hair is mean...
by Jessyboy212 March 28, 2014
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It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.
Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.
by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021
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