Hans

Total badass. Always has awesome long hair. He is a motherfucking genie. And yes, ladies if you rub him hard enough he will grant you all your wishes

"you see that guy with the sweet hair"
"yeah man"
"He's a total Hans"
"No way!"

by arsenalsolo14 October 23, 2015

Hans

The coolest person in the world. He's the kind of person who everyone worships. There is ofcourse also the Church of Hans and the Korhans in which are described the awesome stories of Hans. He created the earth and should be worshipped by everyone. If you don't worship him, you will go to Hell, or worse, you will never be able to know a guy named Hans!

Oh my Hans!
Hansdamnit!
Hans created the earth in less then 7 days, beat that Christians!

by Person1337squared April 4, 2009

Hans

THE MAN

Person~ male in Simi Valley, CA FULL NAME: Hans Gundelinger

by Pixie64 October 18, 2008

han

a kind girl who has a wild imagination and loves to draw. she has a creative mind and comes up with great ideas. she is a problem solver and is very smart.

"look, it's han with another great idea."

by harleyaaa June 8, 2019

han han

A Neko who likes lemons and is also vegan

Guy: SUP NEKO
Han Han: "I'm Vegan"

by wvwioegvjiowejvwep June 16, 2017

HAN

Group of people that basically are the antitheses to weeaboos and are formally called Heterosexual Anime Niggas. They will keep in touch with their own culture while still enjoying Japanese related art and culture. They will also wait for the day God sends anime girls down to Earth as a revelation and will dabble with anime pussy and hot as fuck anime girls.

Person 1 (Potential league faggot): "EUGH BRO YOU'RE SO FUCKING GAY! YOU WANT TO FUCK AN ANIME GIRL!"
Person 2 (HAN): "Bitch, you're the one wasting your life away while I'm over here waiting for the day God sends me an anime girl. By then, your ass will be on the street begging for loose thot cooch, NYUHHGUH!"

by HAN Lord November 30, 2018

Hans

The man who memorized some numbers of Pi. He is also a sexy beast who has long flowy hair. He is related to Kirby. Who has also memorized more numbers of Pi than Hans. He is the man who always adds the last name to Matt. He would be fun to draw because he has a nice a hat. He is better than math than some Asians.

HOLY CRAP. ITS HANS. I'M HOT FOR HIS BALLS.

by MSooRi March 6, 2009