hank

always has a GIANT penis! but isn't a douche, very loving, GREAT kisser, nice, cool, and can totally PARTYY, and is hilarious and can always lightin the mood.

"dude hank is the coolest kid EVER"!
"damn i wish i was like hank".

by browder July 03, 2011

Hank

Hank is a spherical mass of ice and rock visible from earth only through a telescope. Appropriately 1/5 the size of the Earth's moon, Hank was considered the 9th planet in our solar system until recently when it was announced that Hank is in fact just something out there orbiting in the distance.

Good morning Hank, its tuesday

by GiraffeLove January 26, 2013

Hanke

An extreme lie or exageration.

You just pulled a hanke, or that's a hanke.

by Jimineze November 29, 2007

hank

A measurement of beef, weighing about two and a half pounds.

Maria: What's your name?
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?

Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks

by telyourmomhi July 13, 2009

Hank

Person who catches many fish, consumes in moderation, adorred by women, tells great stories of his adventures, one step ahead of johnny law and jealous husbands.

I wish I was alot more like Hank.

by Hank January 20, 2005

Hank-It

Putting a condom on only the tip of your male member so you get the feeling of going raw dog, but do not spill your swimmers as to get someone pregnant.

Hank-It (Future)
Hanking-It (Present)
Hanked-It (Past)

AKA Half-Raw

Carmon was a little too skanky to go full raw dog, but I am willing to Hank-It

by NNDdefines February 19, 2011

hanking

newest phenomena in Facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. This is in response to the outbreak of "planking" photography that has swept Europe and the United States.

Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.

by McGerald July 06, 2011