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Hangunder

When you have a headache before a night of epic drinking. It's been compared to prophecy as it predicts that the alcohol consumption will be so legendary it already has ramifications.
"Dude I think I have a hangunder." Dude 1
"Man I am so hungunder I can't even remember what I'm going to do tonight." Dude 2
by thatshamrockguy May 29, 2011
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hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.
The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.
by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008
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Hookup Hangup

1.(noun) The halting of a casual hook-up only “relationship.” The cease the hookup situation you are currently involved in.
2.To be used in lieu of break-up, when there was no official relationship to begin with.
3.(verb) Hang his/her hook up
Ex.(noun)

“Matt’s crazy”
“Yea I know, this needs to be a hookup hangup”
OR
(verb)
“Matt’s crazy”
“Yea I know, you need to hook his hang up
by The girls in the back- sk+md August 18, 2011
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Hannukah Lewinsky

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys
by andy1 September 9, 2006
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Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.
My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.
by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006
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hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )
joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!
by no one of concern June 22, 2009
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Jacob Hanukkah

A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion
by Skeetskeetbuttcrack123 April 14, 2019
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