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both hands on the phone 

‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.

“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”

“What’s that mean anyway?”

“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”

“Ok thanks.”
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put hands on 

To beat up. To rough someone up, either by boxing them or throwing them around. Using hands to deal with someone.
"Better chill, yo! Don't make me put hands on you, son!"
put hands on by Reggie June 25, 2004

lay hands on 

Bitch you better stepoff 'for i lay hands on you!

or

I dare that ho to lay hands on me!
lay hands on by Mizze June 21, 2008

Putting Hands On

put them hands on 

Man! I put them hands on that fool,he know now
put them hands on by Lonnie White February 18, 2009

get hands on

A: get your hands on somebody (informal)
if you say you will kill someone when you get your hands on them, you mean you will be very angry with them

B: get/lay your hands on something

to succeed in obtaining something

C: get your hands on somebody also lay your hands on somebody

1. to work with someone

2. to punish someone severel

D: get your hands on something also lay your hands on something

to obtain something
For get hands on
A:
You wait till I get my hands on her - I'll kill her!

B:
As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on. If you ever get your hands on a copy, I'd love to have a look.

C:
1: I would love to get my hands on somebody like that,” said Jones, whose company teaches politicians how to present themselves on TV

2: You wait till I get my hands on you, young man - you'll be sorry you ever heard of cigarettes!

D:
I bought all the mystery videos that I could get my hands on. As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on.
get hands on by Eng--Mah April 8, 2010

lay hands on 

verb. to acquire or gain posession of
There is no way I'll be able to afford that concert ticket unless I lay hands on some cash.

Were you able to lay hands on a copy of that CD?
lay hands on by hardcore_2031 July 18, 2005