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Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down

Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.
"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."

"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"

"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."
by i_is_a_real_boy March 18, 2010
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Hand-me-down

When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth
Yo bro, she gave me a hand-me-down last night! It was so rad, I didn’t have to drink by myself
by Monkeyman132 January 6, 2022
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hill billy hand me down

When your done fucking your sister and you hand her down to another family member
Hey cousin Sally is here I'm first the n I kick you a hill billy hand me down that way you fuck her too.
by Schwindlers list April 22, 2023
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Hand me downs

I made him eat my hand me downs!
by Olan101 September 23, 2025
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hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
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Hand Me Down

The act of a female jacking you off while she takes a shit
My ex have me hand me down right before we showered.
by HarleyMegan May 12, 2025
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