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hammer heading

the act of a male wearing a strap on(during a three some) attached to his buttox and thrusting his pelvis in a back and fort motion in order to simultaneously penetrate both females at once
I was with jordan and marlee and we got horny so I began hammer heading and all sexual tensions were relieved.
by hammerheadsharkdtx April 28, 2020
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Purple Headed hammer of justice

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.
'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006
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hammerhead shark

God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.
by SpeedySmith July 26, 2018
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hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.
Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.
by GZX959 December 29, 2015
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The Hammerhead Maneuver

The act of splitting the head of the penis in half and then proceeding to just ram it in there
She loved when he used The Hammerhead Maneuver
by COClover69 May 25, 2014
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hammerhead

john is such a hammerhead
by killajem6000 July 16, 2017
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Hammerhead Syndrome

A man or woman who has atypically wide spread eyes. Noteable examples include Uma Thurman and Bandersnatch Cucumberbunch.
That girl over there is super fine but has a serious case of hammerhead syndrome. No thanks.
by TheDrunkenMoo July 20, 2016
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