Japanese term, pronounced "ha" (as in ha in harp) + "ge" (as in get); means bald but derogatory, also used to insult people in general, especially dumb or annoying people
by Yuck-yucky-san December 19, 2008
Get the hage mug.A boy named Hagen is usually a really sweet boy. He may have his "player" moments, but there will be one girl that changes his mind forever. Hagen's are usually tall, blonde, handsome, and really sweet. If you ever find one, don't make him angry. Keep him forever.
Look there's a hagen!
by Kaylaabrysonnlollllll October 21, 2013
Get the Hagen mug.When something is going terribly wrong or someone is having a bad day. It is also used when an individual makes consistent repetitive mistakes.
by WoodyC123 December 24, 2012
Get the Hagreen mug.An abysmal epidemiological dilemma caused by the lowest quartile of society. This situation is exacerbated by domestic violence (commonly physical abuse from mother) and it leaves a stain on the economical prosperity, sustainability of wild life, as-well GDP and the health of a nation.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Hagi, "so, i have 75 pairs of boxers"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
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by CYB3R_XD January 7, 2017
Get the Haggie mug.A derogatory term for a girl or woman that used to be hot, but has aged very poorly and is now out of shape with a poor complexion and / or bad hair.
by monkey40 July 25, 2009
Get the hagged out mug.A hagit is a magical, mystical creature often resembling a camel or a llama. It is angered and/or annoyed very easily but can be calmed down with food. When overfed, it goes into hysterical laughing fits.
I spotted a hagit at the supermarket again.
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