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Large Hardon Collider

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)
1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'
by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010
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Hedonize

the act of pursuing pleasure and self-gratification, sometimes excessively (for humor's sake).
Jules: Damn, I'm feeling down man. What do you do when you got the blues Vince?

Vince: I just hedonize it away. After a few rips of my bong, a triple bacon cheeseburger, and masturbating 12 times to my favorite pornos, I feel right as rain.

Jules: Intriguing...
by Muffka June 17, 2009
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Hedon

Because "hedonist" takes too long to say, one who believes in the philosophy of or practices hedonism, the idea that life is meant for pleasure, or that the pursuit of pleasure is of the highest calling in life. This could include drinking, drugs, sex, or for the moderates, having fun. Has the connotation that one throws caution and wisdom to the wind. Not to be confused with heathen.
Doing only things that pleased herself, she was labeled a hedon by the religious community.
by LordXela October 20, 2010
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Rational Hedonism

A modern, growing Religion based on enjoying the pleasures of this life, now, instead of holding out for a hoped-for heaven after you're dead and it's too late.

Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.

Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.

hedonism
Ever since Joe discovered Rational Hedonism, he's stopped worrying about trying to please everyone else and started doing the things he loves to do and is much happier.
by Subtle_PuppetMaster January 3, 2011
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Hadon'care

The most dopest thing you can text back if a girl texts you something boring.
Boring Girl: I just bought a new bed for my cat!

You: Hadon'care
by TinglyWiener January 10, 2013
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Warren G. Hardon

Getting an erection in public, trying to hide it, and failing horribly. Normally you try to play it cool but get embarrassed out of the room.
Earl: EVERYONE Juan has a Warren G. Hardon!!!!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!
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hedonic

pleasure-seeking person
You are a hedonic whore.
by Monakee March 28, 2008
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