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hydroflask 

The actually AMAZING water bottle until vsco girls decided to buy even though they are FLAT BROKE just so they can put "save the turtles" stickers on it and drop it just so they can say sksksksk and and i oop
omg look at my hydroflask and the cute stickers on it. I even use a metal straw to drink with it so i can stay enviromental.

drops hydroflask 

this is a term used by stupid bitches who think they are so cool. like what dumb bitches will say or do that
purposely drops hydro flask AND I OOP SKSKSKSKSKSKSK

drops hydroflask AnD i OoP

drops hydroflask means is your just being a dumb bitch

woah he so cool he might drop the hydro flask
drops hydroflask by Elapid August 19, 2019

plural for hydroflask 

it’s hydroflasks and i’m really sad to admit it :/
person 1: dude say the plural for hydroflask
person 2: hydroflasks
person 1: SKSKSKSKSK

National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day

The annual celebration of Hydroflasks and the spirit of giving! Designated day for someone to buy you a hydroflask:)
I would want a yellow hydroflask on National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day this year.

Holy hydroflask 

Holy hydroflask by Vsco September 30, 2019

dark brown hydroflask 

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it