Roundly Hammed

Other Versions: Roundly Ham, Round Hammed, Rounded with Hams, Round Hamming

To be thoroughly pelted with cured pig meats; to beat one senseless with cured pig meats
Mostly used in hypothetical situations and bizarre threats

Frank if you don't stop calling me fat I will Roundly Ham your ass!

I Roundly Hammed my sister after she broke my Xbox

I don't care how sexual it sounds, Round Hamming is too a threat!

by Mr Xanadu November 21, 2013

green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"

by sloppysally June 10, 2011

hammed

To be extremely drunk.

"Man i got super hammed last night bro!"

by whoisurdanny October 9, 2008

Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).

Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed

by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021

Hemmed

Suffering from severe hemorrhoids.

No anal for you tonight. I'm all hemmed.

Go get some Prep H and bend over.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

hummed

To throw an object really fast.

"I hummed that bitch!"

by ashntaynhannnchris October 10, 2016

Hammed

A fart that takes place around the holidays. Similar to yammed. Overtones of ham, undertones of pumpkin and eggnog.

"Oh my fucking god, Josh hammed the other night while he was sniffing poppers"

by NigglesPiggles December 13, 2009