S.H.M.G 

So help me God.

am taking the hard way. so help me God(S.H.M.G).

S.H.M.G by emega April 21, 2009

S.H.M 

She Hates Me

dude She hates me
dude S.H.M

S.H.M by Lordpower December 5, 2017

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A 

This abbreviation means "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

Example

Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A by MonoKIT August 3, 2021

m.h.s 

mental health support

where is my m.h.s network? I don't want to be left high and dry

m.h.s by Uncle Dimma November 15, 2020

s.m.h.i.n. 

Suck my hair infested nip
(Just used as a joke, not in a rude way)

Tommy: LOL you're so weird...but I love you!
Sarah: LOL s.m.h.i.n.
Tommy: What does that mean?
Sarah: Suck my hair infested nip...lol its just something funny we say
Tommy: Lol I think I'll start saying that!

s.m.h.i.n. by nip3795 December 5, 2012

S.M.H. 

an acronym for the subject matter of todays hip hop and rap songs.

Swag, Money, and Hoes.

(while listening to hardcore hip hop music) "oh yeah swag, swag money swag, swag hoes swag money hoes money" S.M.H.

S.M.H. by banjomasta October 31, 2011

M.H.S 

When someone is fuck ugly, but you'd absolutely destroy them in bed.

Cameron: Cor, look at the state of that skank

Jordan: Total M.H.S tho!

Harry: Yeah I'd fuck that, what a M.H.S

M.H.S by Banterlope November 23, 2014